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Jump & Trick Demos / people keep asking...
« on: November 15, 2015, 09:16:22 PM »
 :welcome:

2
Discussion / Editing Demos
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:40:31 PM »
What's the latest/greatest app where you can edit/cut/put together q2 demos. Especially where you can (not sure if it's possible) move around the camera from different sides and angles?

 :please:

3
Jump & Trick Demos / Here is one on DM5!
« on: February 18, 2015, 09:31:01 PM »
Accidentally found it lol. 

Never seen it though  :erhmmm:

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/dev/random / That was one of the most fucked up DM nights ever lol
« on: May 17, 2014, 12:13:21 AM »
Suddenly out of nowhere this chat started and it had to be saved!  :welcome:

wtf  :bananaw00t:

Sat May 17 01:28:27 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm3.bsp.
-----------------
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
WHICKIE >FAS> disconnected
ty was railed by WazzaWazza
macho Grande ate Buprenorphine's rocket
usage: connect <server>
Buprenorphine ate macho Grande's rocket
macho Grande blew himself up.
ty was railed by WazzaWazza
MojoJojo: so thats wolverines secret
Buprenorphine was melted by Diable's hyperblaster
ty ate Diable's rocket
couldn't exec cfg/tastydm2.cfg
MojoJojo: big appendix
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever was melted by Lilom's hyperblaster
macho Grande ate Diable's rocket
Lilom was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
macho Grande was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
BastardBovine ate Diable's rocket
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
Lilom almost dodged Diable's rocket
WazzaWazza ate Diable's rocket
Lejionator entered the game
anticheat Lejionator is not using anticheat.
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
Diable ate WazzaWazza's rocket
WazzaWazza blew herself up.
Lilom was railed by Buprenorphine
2d.sick: ty
Buprenorphine was railed by whoever
BastardBovine ate Diable's rocket
Diable blew himself up.
ty: there is no purpose for a black hole either
]appendix is just another nasty nature of the useless shitmaking machine called humans
mir^mortal: appendix is just another nasty nature of the useless shitmaking machine called humans
2d.sick: the massive hurricane on jupiter
BastardBovine was railed by whoever
ty: all that it does is destroy
2d.sick: r u saying it has no purpose
Lilom was railed by WazzaWazza
ty caught Lejionator's handgrenade
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
Lilom was railed by whoever
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: that's right, it has no purpose
2d.sick: no mortal
D ate macho Grande's rocket
2d.sick: appendix had a major purpose
Lilom was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: as far as we know there is no life there so it can't be helping anyone
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
Lejionator blew herself up.
MojoJojo: black holes are made by aliens. period
BastardBovine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
]if you look from another angle - humans are litteraly space dust which shits on the planet
mir^mortal: if you look from another angle - humans are litteraly space dust which shits on the planet
2d.sick: ty you are shallow
2d.sick: rofl
Buprenorphine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: uh you can take out your appendix and nothing will happen to you
Sharizod entered the game
Diable was railed by Lejionator
Lejionator was blown away by whoever's super shotgun
2d.sick: ty
BastardBovine was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
D: lol
Sharizod: goto
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
Lilom ate Lejionator's rocket
Sharizod was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
ty: mortal is right though we are space dust
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
Diable was cut in half by BastardBovine's chaingun
Lilom was railed by WazzaWazza
2d.sick: the tonsils are the same as the appendix
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever almost dodged ty's rocket
Lejionator ate macho Grande's rocket
Diable was railed by WazzaWazza
Lilom almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
]dude, WTF is going on in this chat tonight :))))
mir^mortal: dude, WTF is going on in this chat tonight :))))
ty: what happens to you if you take out your tonsils
macho Grande blew himself up.
ty: nothing
D: id rather fck a girls tonsils and not her appendix though ,so not really
2d.sick: the tonsils are the first line of defense
ty was melted by macho Grande's hyperblaster
Lejionator ate Lilom's rocket
ty: ........lmao
whoever was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
D: whatd i miss lol
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
Sharizod: goto
ty was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
2d.sick: they detect foreign matter
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
]i'd rather fuck girls regardless of the purpose
mir^mortal: i'd rather fuck girls regardless of the purpose
]HOW ABOUT THAT!?!?!?!
mir^mortal: HOW ABOUT THAT!?!?!?!
Diable was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was blown away by Lilom's super shotgun
2d.sick: and initiate an immunity response
D: :D
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
Diable was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
D: unlike vamp nacht
Lejionator almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
]immunity is boring
mir^mortal: immunity is boring
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
Lilom was cut in half by Diable's chaingun
Diable ate Lilom's rocket
macho Grande almost dodged ty's rocket
2d.sick: anyway
Lilom ate Diable's rocket
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
Lilom was railed by Buprenorphine
D: wow i havnt seen a vamp nacht invite in like a few days
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: good
]i don't wanna be immune, death is a natural thing and kinda doesn't mean anything
mir^mortal: i don't wanna be immune, death is a natural thing and kinda doesn't mean anything
Lejionator ate Diable's rocket
BastardBovine was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
2d.sick: the role of a hurricane on earth will give us all insight to the role of a galaxy w respect to the universe
ty ate whoever's rocket
Lilom: all rail and chain
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
Diable almost dodged whoever's rocket
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: well there is no purpose for hurricanes
]but you can't be sure in that
mir^mortal: but you can't be sure in that
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: so galaxies serve no purpose either
macho Grande ate Sharizod's rocket
ty: i think you're finally on to a correct theory 2dum
Lejionator was melted by WazzaWazza's hyperblaster
Sharizod was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was railed by WazzaWazza
]what if a hurricane is just another nature's "having fun"
mir^mortal: what if a hurricane is just another nature's "having fun"
BastardBovine ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Buprenorphine ate macho Grande's rocket
MojoJojo: my penis has no purpose either
ty: you actually figured something out
Lejionator was melted by Sharizod's hyperblaster
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
2d.sick: no
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
macho Grande was railed by Diable
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
2d.sick: rofl
ty was railed by Diable
D: o.O
ty: something else which serves no purpose is 2dum
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever was machinegunned by Sharizod
macho Grande was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
BastardBovine was melted by Lejionator's hyperblaster
ty: other than to make stupid theories
]what's interesting though that we don't know shit about tornades the same as the black holes
mir^mortal: what's interesting though that we don't know shit about tornades the same as the black holes
Diable was railed by WazzaWazza
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
]even though we can't see black holes and we can see tornades
mir^mortal: even though we can't see black holes and we can see tornades
D: sure we do
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
]which points
mir^mortal: which points
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by Diable
D: didnt u see 'twister'
]we are all stupid
mir^mortal: we are all stupid
Lejionator was shredded by Lilom's shrapnel
Sharizod was shredded by Lilom's shrapnel
D: they know about tornadoes
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
]yeah
mir^mortal: yeah
ty: there was a tornado here in miami today
ty: believe it or not
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: it was shit though
Sharizod was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
D: its fckin cold and hot air currents
]but how it works and why it appears
macho Grande blew himself up.
mir^mortal: but how it works and why it appears
ty: 65mph
ty: didn't do shit
BastardBovine was cut in half by WazzaWazza's chaingun
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
D: ...
2d.sick: ty
Sharizod was melted by WazzaWazza's hyperblaster
]still
mir^mortal: still
ty: it liked knocked over a tree and damaged a car
D: its 2 fronts meeting
Sharizod was blown away by Lejionator's super shotgun
Lejionator was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
Lilom was melted by whoever's hyperblaster
Lilom ate macho Grande's rocket
D: and the cold air pushes down, and the warm air pushes up
Buprenorphine was melted by BastardBovine's hyperblaster
Diable was melted by WazzaWazza's hyperblaster
D: dafuq
]i hope everyone is drunk here as well as otherwise..
mir^mortal: i hope everyone is drunk here as well as otherwise..
D: lol
macho Grande was popped by whoever's grenade
ty: what's up with d
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
    Buprenorphine   361      4.98      30
       WazzaWazza   349      4.99      29
           Diable   216      5.00      18
          whoever   121      4.97      10
    BastardBovine   108      4.99       9
Buprenorphine: gg
Diable: g
]can we save this chat?

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




The Frag Pipe
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0127-q2dm3.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
Diable entered the game
anticheat Diable is not using anticheat.
Sharizod entered the game
ty entered the game
Buprenorphine entered the game
2d.sick entered the game
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
Buprenorphine tried to invade WazzaWazza's personal space
WazzaWazza entered the game
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
Sharizod tried to invade Lilom's personal space
Lilom entered the game
anticheat Lilom is not using anticheat.
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
2d.sick tried to invade D's personal space
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
mir^mortal tried to invade Buprenorphine's personal space
Sharizod tried to invade macho Grande's personal space
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
Lejionator entered the game
anticheat Lejionator is not using anticheat.
]can we save this chat history?
mir^mortal: can we save this chat history?
usage: connect <server>
macho Grande: .
D caught whoever's handgrenade
ty: *tony soprano voice* fucking stephen hawking over here
BastardBovine ate WazzaWazza's rocket
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande blew himself up.
]this would be epic post on tastyspleen forum!
mir^mortal: this would be epic post on tastyspleen forum!
D: gayed
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm3.cfg
Sharizod was popped by whoever's grenade
whoever was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
ty almost dodged Diable's rocket
Diable was popped by macho Grande's grenade
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
2d.sick: if the waters contain too much energy/heat, couldnt it potentially harm life underwater and disrupt teh earths ocean patterns
whoever was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
Lilom was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
D: u type condump mortalchat1
ty: 2dum
Lejionator almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
]condump
usage: condump <filename>
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
]condump mortalchat1
Sat May 17 01:35:07 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm4.bsp.
-----------------
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
]i don't think tornades effect the ocean's temperature
mir^mortal: i don't think tornades effect the ocean's temperature
BastardBovine blew itself up.
Sharizod was railed by Buprenorphine
Lejionator was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
]isn't it the other way?
mir^mortal: isn't it the other way?
Sharizod blew itself up.
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
rocktj ate Diable's rocket
Lejionator was popped by macho Grande's grenade
2d.sick: ty is getting an introduction to how a genius thinks
WazzaWazza was railed by Buprenorphine
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Diable was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
2d.sick: rofl
macho Grande was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
Lejionator was railed by Buprenorphine
]2d
mir^mortal: 2d
2d.sick: genius 101
]there you go
mir^mortal: there you go
Lejionator ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
ty: i'm delving into the mind of an obvious lunatic
]there is a purpose
mir^mortal: there is a purpose
D: it has to do with the suns reflection on the earth vs the 'night' side, and the spinning etc
Sharizod blew itself up.
2d.sick: ROFL
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
Lejionator disconnected
]ty learns the nature
mir^mortal: ty learns the nature
]see
mir^mortal: see
macho Grande was railed by Buprenorphine
]you were
mir^mortal: you were
D: and it creates currents
]WRONG!
mir^mortal: WRONG!
whoever was popped by Diable's grenade
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
Diable was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
WazzaWazza almost dodged rocktj's rocket
macho Grande was railed by Sharizod
Sharizod ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj blew itself up.
2d.sick: ?
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
]well
mir^mortal: well
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
Sharizod was railed by BastardBovine
]wait
whoever was railed by WazzaWazza
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
2d.sick: D explain
]hang on
D: rotation*
mir^mortal: hang on
whoever was railed by Buprenorphine
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
Sharizod caught BastardBovine's handgrenade
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
]who said there is no purpose
mir^mortal: who said there is no purpose
ty ate rocktj's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: i did
Buprenorphine almost dodged rocktj's rocket
WazzaWazza was squished.
2d.sick: 'ty said theres no purpose
macho Grande was melted by Diable's hyperblaster
Sharizod almost dodged rocktj's rocket
ty: <
rocktj melted.
]nevermind then lol
mir^mortal: nevermind then lol
D: porpoise?
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: xD
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
macho Grande ate Buprenorphine's rocket
]purpose
mir^mortal: purpose
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
macho Grande was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
mir^mortal: i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine does a back flip into the lava.
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
BastardBovine was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Diable almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: me too
D: really? hehe
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Sho entered the game
anticheat Sho failed 1 file check.
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
D: never knew that mortal, u speak english fine
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: suppp shogun
Sho was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am from Ukraine :)
mir^mortal: i am from Ukraine :)
Sho: dont call me that
D: cool :D
ty melted.
]we don't have tornades there
mir^mortal: we don't have tornades there
Sharizod was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
ty: sup tom
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]no purpose
mir^mortal: no purpose
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
Buprenorphine was shredded by Diable's shrapnel
Sho changed name to Tom Servo
D: lolz
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever: hi tom
D: it would 'repair' things
Tom Servo: hi
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable blew himself up.
]perhaps
mir^mortal: perhaps
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
BastardBovine was gunned down by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: hi ty hi d
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
D: sup
Tom Servo: hi bob
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
WazzaWazza was railed by Sharizod
ty: hey the soviets took over your country, that sucks
ty ate Buprenorphine's rocket
whoever: bob?
BastardBovine was railed by Sharizod
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: fuck those guys
BastardBovine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
]tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
mir^mortal: tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
Tom Servo: u know what i mean
Buprenorphine was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
whoever: :D
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable almost dodged rocktj's rocket
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: hehe
Sharizod ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj didn't see Sharizod's handgrenade
Tom Servo: hi one
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: wow all my friends here
]Tom is the motherfucker!
mir^mortal: Tom is the motherfucker!
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
       WazzaWazza   356      5.06      30
    Buprenorphine   343      5.07      29
           Diable   177      5.07      15
     macho Grande   119      5.03      10
          whoever    95      5.05       8
]:)
Buprenorphine: gg
D: lol

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




Lost Hallways
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0132-q2dm4.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
Sharizod entered the game
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
ty entered the game
Buprenorphine entered the game
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
WazzaWazza entered the game
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
2d.sick entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
ty: mortal that theory is just crazy and improbable enough for 2d to believe it
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
Tom Servo: yes i am
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
MojoJojo: thought it was the russians
D was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
whoever was blown away by Sharizod's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
Tom Servo: the most popular one
2d.sick was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]exactly
mir^mortal: exactly
Tom Servo: jk
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm4.cfg
Tom Servo was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: jaws 4?
Diable was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
]belibers!
mir^mortal: belibers!
]:D
mir^mortal: :D
whoever does a back flip into the lava.
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
BastardBovine was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
macho Grande: lol
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]2d is a belieber!
mir^mortal: 2d is a belieber!
WazzaWazza: fag 2d
WazzaWazza: we playing or?
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: he's studying hurricanes
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why black wholes are called black holes though
mir^mortal: why black wholes are called black holes though
Buprenorphine ate Sharizod's rocket
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
]why not white holes
mir^mortal: why not white holes
macho Grande couldn't hide from rocktj's BFG
ty was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
mir^mortal: that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
rocktj ate BastardBovine's rocket
whoever almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
BastardBovine almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: ty and D, give me hope
whoever ate Sharizod's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: mortal i know what reference you are making
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Tom Servo: good u guys here
ty: some guy actually said that
D: well they say maybe on the other side of a black hole might nbe a 'white hole'
rocktj almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
D: so there :P
WazzaWazza disconnected
Sharizod was disintegrated by Buprenorphine's BFG blast
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj: =)
rocktj: lol
Sharizod couldn't hide from BastardBovine's BFG
]as long as it's not a glory hole
mir^mortal: as long as it's not a glory hole
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
D: xD
Sharizod was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
2d.sick: ok i need to sleep
]shit
mir^mortal: shit
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Tom Servo: if it fits why complain?
ty: this black guy at some sort of conference actually asked why they are called black holes
2d.sick: i will investigate hurricanes more
BastardBovine caught rocktj's handgrenade
2d.sick: ggz
]D, how do I save this chat again? :))
mir^mortal: D, how do I save this chat again? :))
ty ate Sharizod's rocket
2d.sick disconnected
ty: ok 2d that should keep you busy :D
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Buprenorphine caught rocktj's handgrenade
]2d I am waiting for a report!
mir^mortal: 2d I am waiting for a report!
D: its condump mortalchat1
D: in console
]condump mortalchat2
Sat May 17 01:37:24 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm4.bsp.
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]purpose
mir^mortal: purpose
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
rocktj ate macho Grande's rocket
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
macho Grande was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
mir^mortal: i am an imigrant, don't know shit for english lol
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Buprenorphine does a back flip into the lava.
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
BastardBovine was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Diable almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: me too
D: really? hehe
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Sho entered the game
anticheat Sho failed 1 file check.
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
D: never knew that mortal, u speak english fine
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
ty: suppp shogun
Sho was blown away by macho Grande's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
]i am from Ukraine :)
mir^mortal: i am from Ukraine :)
Sho: dont call me that
D: cool :D
ty melted.
]we don't have tornades there
mir^mortal: we don't have tornades there
Sharizod was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
ty: sup tom
rocktj was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
]no purpose
mir^mortal: no purpose
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
Buprenorphine was shredded by Diable's shrapnel
Sho changed name to Tom Servo
D: lolz
BastardBovine was railed by WazzaWazza
whoever: hi tom
D: it would 'repair' things
Tom Servo: hi
rocktj was railed by WazzaWazza
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable blew himself up.
]perhaps
mir^mortal: perhaps
WazzaWazza was railed by ty
BastardBovine was gunned down by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: hi ty hi d
Buprenorphine was railed by WazzaWazza
D: sup
Tom Servo: hi bob
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
WazzaWazza was railed by Sharizod
ty: hey the soviets took over your country, that sucks
ty ate Buprenorphine's rocket
whoever: bob?
BastardBovine was railed by Sharizod
macho Grande was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
ty: fuck those guys
BastardBovine was blown away by Diable's super shotgun
]tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
mir^mortal: tornades is the exhale of the external particles of blackholes!
Tom Servo: u know what i mean
Buprenorphine was blown away by WazzaWazza's super shotgun
whoever: :D
Sharizod ate Diable's rocket
Diable almost dodged rocktj's rocket
BastardBovine ate macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: hehe
Sharizod ate rocktj's rocket
rocktj didn't see Sharizod's handgrenade
Tom Servo: hi one
BastardBovine was blown away by Buprenorphine's super shotgun
Sharizod almost dodged whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: wow all my friends here
]Tom is the motherfucker!
mir^mortal: Tom is the motherfucker!
Sharizod was railed by WazzaWazza
Fraglimit hit.
-------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
       WazzaWazza   356      5.06      30
    Buprenorphine   343      5.07      29
           Diable   177      5.07      15
     macho Grande   119      5.03      10
          whoever    95      5.05       8
]:)
Buprenorphine: gg
D: lol

Changing map...
reconnecting (soft)...




Lost Hallways
Auto-recording to ./baseq2/demos/2014-05-17-0132-q2dm4.dm2.
mir^mortal entered the game
anticheat mir^mortal is not using anticheat.
Sharizod entered the game
rocktj entered the game
anticheat rocktj is not using anticheat.
ty entered the game
Buprenorphine entered the game
BastardBovine entered the game
anticheat BastardBovine failed 1 file check.
Tom Servo entered the game
anticheat Tom Servo failed 1 file check.
WazzaWazza entered the game
MojoJojo entered the game
anticheat MojoJojo is not using anticheat.
2d.sick entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
anticheat WallFly[BZZZ] is exempt from using anticheat.
whoever entered the game
anticheat whoever is not using anticheat.
D entered the game
anticheat D is not using anticheat.
ty: mortal that theory is just crazy and improbable enough for 2d to believe it
RocK entered the game
anticheat RocK is not using anticheat.
Tom Servo: yes i am
macho Grande entered the game
anticheat macho Grande is not using anticheat.
MojoJojo: thought it was the russians
D was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
whoever was blown away by Sharizod's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
Tom Servo: the most popular one
2d.sick was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]exactly
mir^mortal: exactly
Tom Servo: jk
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm4.cfg
Tom Servo was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: jaws 4?
Diable was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
]belibers!
mir^mortal: belibers!
]:D
mir^mortal: :D
whoever does a back flip into the lava.
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
BastardBovine was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
macho Grande: lol
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]2d is a belieber!
mir^mortal: 2d is a belieber!
WazzaWazza: fag 2d
WazzaWazza: we playing or?
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: he's studying hurricanes
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why black wholes are called black holes though
mir^mortal: why black wholes are called black holes though
Buprenorphine ate Sharizod's rocket
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
]why not white holes
mir^mortal: why not white holes
macho Grande couldn't hide from rocktj's BFG
ty was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
mir^mortal: that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
rocktj ate BastardBovine's rocket
whoever almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
BastardBovine almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: ty and D, give me hope
whoever ate Sharizod's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: mortal i know what reference you are making
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Tom Servo: good u guys here
ty: some guy actually said that
D: well they say maybe on the other side of a black hole might nbe a 'white hole'
rocktj almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
D: so there :P
WazzaWazza disconnected
Sharizod was disintegrated by Buprenorphine's BFG blast
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj: =)
rocktj: lol
Sharizod couldn't hide from BastardBovine's BFG
]as long as it's not a glory hole
mir^mortal: as long as it's not a glory hole
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
D: xD
Sharizod was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
2d.sick: ok i need to sleep
]shit
mir^mortal: shit
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Tom Servo: if it fits why complain?
ty: this black guy at some sort of conference actually asked why they are called black holes
2d.sick: i will investigate hurricanes more
BastardBovine caught rocktj's handgrenade
2d.sick: ggz
]D, how do I save this chat again? :))
mir^mortal: D, how do I save this chat again? :))
ty ate Sharizod's rocket
2d.sick disconnected
ty: ok 2d that should keep you busy :D
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Buprenorphine caught rocktj's handgrenade
]2d I am waiting for a report!
mir^mortal: 2d I am waiting for a report!
D: its condump mortalchat1
D: in console
]condump mortalchat2
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/mortalchat2.txt.
Sharizod couldn't hide from Buprenorphine's BFG
rocktj ate whoever's rocket
]got it!
mir^mortal: got it!
ty: mortalchianti?
]:)
mir^mortal: :)
D: :D
Diable disconnected
whoever was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]see Diable left
mir^mortal: see Diable left
MojoJojo: he truly went to ivestigate glory holes
D: lol
]he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
mir^mortal: he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
Buprenorphine was railed by Sharizod
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
ty was railed by BastardBovine
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
BastardBovine almost dodged whoever's rocket
]the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
mir^mortal: the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
rocktj was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: can u stop talking about holes
D: :o
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]NO!
mir^mortal: NO!
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
ty: tom is getting hot
]i like holes!
mir^mortal: i like holes!
BastardBovine: Mooo
whoever was railed by Sharizod
D: donut holes
mir^mortal was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
]i love em!
mir^mortal: i love em!
Tom Servo: ugh
ty should have used a smaller gun.
Sharizod: tggz
Sharizod disconnected
Tom Servo: lol
]donat holes are cold
mir^mortal: donat holes are cold
]:(
mir^mortal: :(
whoever was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
]donut
mir^mortal: donut
]dammit
mir^mortal: dammit
MojoJojo: somehow I remembered American Pie
]apple
mir^mortal: apple
D: :P
Tom Servo: american pie
BastardBovine saw the pretty lights from ty's BFG
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Tom Servo: apple pie
]APPLE!
mir^mortal: APPLE!
Buprenorphine was cut in half by ty's chaingun
Tom Servo: yes
ty was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]for the glory of APPLES!
mir^mortal: for the glory of APPLES!
Tom Servo: warm apple pie
ty: has anyone tried to microwave a steak and fuck it
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]stand comrades!
mir^mortal: stand comrades!
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty: i've heard that its pretty close to the real thing
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]i didn't but i like the idea
mir^mortal: i didn't but i like the idea
ty: ...you know, to fucking a real cow
Tom Servo: your wierd
ty: thx
D: ...
whoever should have used a smaller gun.
BastardBovine couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]condump mortalchat3
Sat May 17 01:40:28 2014
 on server 67.228.69.114:27916, map q2dm5.bsp.
-----------------
whoever was blown away by Sharizod's super shotgun
usage: connect <server>
Tom Servo: the most popular one
2d.sick was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]exactly
mir^mortal: exactly
Tom Servo: jk
couldn't exec cfg/q2dm4.cfg
Tom Servo was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: jaws 4?
Diable was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
]belibers!
mir^mortal: belibers!
]:D
mir^mortal: :D
whoever does a back flip into the lava.
macho Grande does a back flip into the lava.
BastardBovine was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
macho Grande: lol
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]2d is a belieber!
mir^mortal: 2d is a belieber!
WazzaWazza: fag 2d
WazzaWazza: we playing or?
Diable was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: he's studying hurricanes
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why black wholes are called black holes though
mir^mortal: why black wholes are called black holes though
Buprenorphine ate Sharizod's rocket
macho Grande ate whoever's rocket
]why not white holes
mir^mortal: why not white holes
macho Grande couldn't hide from rocktj's BFG
ty was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
mir^mortal: that's racist, 2d you are a fucken racist!
rocktj ate BastardBovine's rocket
whoever almost dodged BastardBovine's rocket
BastardBovine almost dodged macho Grande's rocket
Tom Servo: ty and D, give me hope
whoever ate Sharizod's rocket
Sharizod blew itself up.
ty: mortal i know what reference you are making
rocktj ate Buprenorphine's rocket
Tom Servo: good u guys here
ty: some guy actually said that
D: well they say maybe on the other side of a black hole might nbe a 'white hole'
rocktj almost dodged Buprenorphine's rocket
D: so there :P
WazzaWazza disconnected
Sharizod was disintegrated by Buprenorphine's BFG blast
rocktj does a back flip into the lava.
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj: =)
rocktj: lol
Sharizod couldn't hide from BastardBovine's BFG
]as long as it's not a glory hole
mir^mortal: as long as it's not a glory hole
]lol
mir^mortal: lol
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
D: xD
Sharizod was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
Diable ate macho Grande's rocket
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
2d.sick: ok i need to sleep
]shit
mir^mortal: shit
whoever almost dodged Sharizod's rocket
Tom Servo: if it fits why complain?
ty: this black guy at some sort of conference actually asked why they are called black holes
2d.sick: i will investigate hurricanes more
BastardBovine caught rocktj's handgrenade
2d.sick: ggz
]D, how do I save this chat again? :))
mir^mortal: D, how do I save this chat again? :))
ty ate Sharizod's rocket
2d.sick disconnected
ty: ok 2d that should keep you busy :D
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Buprenorphine caught rocktj's handgrenade
]2d I am waiting for a report!
mir^mortal: 2d I am waiting for a report!
D: its condump mortalchat1
D: in console
]condump mortalchat2
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/mortalchat2.txt.
Sharizod couldn't hide from Buprenorphine's BFG
rocktj ate whoever's rocket
]got it!
mir^mortal: got it!
ty: mortalchianti?
]:)
mir^mortal: :)
D: :D
Diable disconnected
whoever was disintegrated by rocktj's BFG blast
]see Diable left
mir^mortal: see Diable left
MojoJojo: he truly went to ivestigate glory holes
D: lol
]he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
mir^mortal: he couldn't stand the impurity of nature
Buprenorphine was railed by Sharizod
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
ty was railed by BastardBovine
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
BastardBovine almost dodged whoever's rocket
]the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
mir^mortal: the immoral of the base of understanding of the existence
rocktj was blown away by BastardBovine's super shotgun
Tom Servo: can u stop talking about holes
D: :o
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
]NO!
mir^mortal: NO!
BastardBovine does a back flip into the lava.
ty: tom is getting hot
]i like holes!
mir^mortal: i like holes!
BastardBovine: Mooo
whoever was railed by Sharizod
D: donut holes
mir^mortal was machinegunned by Buprenorphine
]i love em!
mir^mortal: i love em!
Tom Servo: ugh
ty should have used a smaller gun.
Sharizod: tggz
Sharizod disconnected
Tom Servo: lol
]donat holes are cold
mir^mortal: donat holes are cold
]:(
mir^mortal: :(
whoever was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
]donut
mir^mortal: donut
]dammit
mir^mortal: dammit
MojoJojo: somehow I remembered American Pie
]apple
mir^mortal: apple
D: :P
Tom Servo: american pie
BastardBovine saw the pretty lights from ty's BFG
rocktj couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Buprenorphine couldn't hide from ty's BFG
Tom Servo: apple pie
]APPLE!
mir^mortal: APPLE!
Buprenorphine was cut in half by ty's chaingun
Tom Servo: yes
ty was cut in half by rocktj's chaingun
]for the glory of APPLES!
mir^mortal: for the glory of APPLES!
Tom Servo: warm apple pie
ty: has anyone tried to microwave a steak and fuck it
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]stand comrades!
mir^mortal: stand comrades!
rocktj couldn't hide from macho Grande's BFG
ty: i've heard that its pretty close to the real thing
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]i didn't but i like the idea
mir^mortal: i didn't but i like the idea
ty: ...you know, to fucking a real cow
Tom Servo: your wierd
ty: thx
D: ...
whoever should have used a smaller gun.
BastardBovine couldn't hide from whoever's BFG
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
]condump mortalchat3
Dumped console text to ./baseq2/condumps/mortalchat3.txt.
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: bob
D: :\
]i am saving this whole chat parts by parts lol
mir^mortal: i am saving this whole chat parts by parts lol
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
ty was railed by Buprenorphine
BastardBovine was railed by Buprenorphine
rocktj was disintegrated by macho Grande's BFG blast
Tom Servo: i hope u do
Tom Servo: and im bi
ty: how about taking out the insides of a banana and masturbating with a banana skin
Tom Servo: i like men sometimes
ty: after you warm it in water ofc
rocktj was disintegrated by whoever's BFG blast
D: lol
BastardBovine was railed by Buprenorphine
]what do you collegues have to say about anal sexual intercourse?
mir^mortal: what do you collegues have to say about anal sexual intercourse?
Tom Servo: lol
rocktj was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
ty: that's supposed to be pretty good too
ty: er i heeard
ty: heard
D: man u guys are fcked up
rocktj was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
]i tried it!
mir^mortal: i tried it!
Tom Servo: well
Buprenorphine almost dodged whoever's rocket
ty: yeah, was it good?
BastardBovine ate whoever's rocket
Tom Servo: this is what u get D, slow midnight jams
]that's just like tornade going inside a blackhole
mir^mortal: that's just like tornade going inside a blackhole
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
D: xD
rocktj ate whoever's rocket
D: lol mortal
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
Tom Servo: yes i am bi
ty: you know what i'm just going to get a fleshlight
Tom Servo: i like ty
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
ty: seems a lot easier than microwaving steaks just to get off
]reality sometimes is scary but it's always acceptable
mir^mortal: reality sometimes is scary but it's always acceptable
Tom Servo: ty is handsome
mong entered the game
]why microwaving
rocktj was railed by Buprenorphine
mir^mortal: why microwaving
Buprenorphine almost dodged whoever's rocket
]why not raw? ;)
mir^mortal: why not raw?
mir^mortal: )
Tom Servo: not more handsome than mong
ty was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
ty: no you don't want to fuck a raw steak
rocktj was railed by BastardBovine
Tom Servo: ty is really handsome tho
mong was cut in half by Buprenorphine's chaingun
D: lol 2dum was all o'reilly on us, not knowing where tornadoes and hurricanes come from
ty: its supposed to be warm! man don't you know anything about girls
]diseases

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art, music, etc. / FRAPE! The most lusting man in the world! [2012]
« on: January 21, 2013, 01:06:01 AM »

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Quake / Quake 2 on the pavement!
« on: December 03, 2012, 02:45:46 PM »
Saw this the other day on a sidewalk, looks awesome!

I wonder how it got created  :shifteyes:

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I totally agree with this, religion is an opium for the people's minds.

Nature, space, natural disasters is teh power in this world!

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Politics / That should go here as well! American healthcare system!
« on: October 28, 2012, 02:25:28 PM »
American Healthcare FAIL! (based on facts)

Video:
http://youtu.be/ededo5GKQEA

Btw. That's based on facts, when I cam back from Dominican Republic with 40 stitches on my hand and couldn't feel my hand, I eventually wen to emergency room (every fucken local hospital said: "Sorry we have no idea what's wrong with your shit, btw it's weekend, get the fuck out of here", so I couldn't feel my hand and had to go to hospital, they took off the patch from the hand and of course said it's all good, at some point some "doctor" - student practicing medicine stopped by, touched me by hand and said: "That looks good"! And walked away, with 4-5 nurses, one of them re-patched my hand and I was gone... I got $700+ bill with $185 for that "doctor" student who just touched the hand and said it looks OK. So, hospital is expensive and shit, yet I questioned the bill and they said: "Everyone pays bro, just pay!", and I told em to fuck them selves. I got all the threats that they will put me on collection and shit, yet nobody was able to explain in paper form why the bill said $700 for $20 min of work (replacement of patches on the wound). When I took it to local owner (governor) for all hospitals in the area he said just send me a check in $250 (where the fuck he got that number), in HIS NAME!!!! and it will be all over. He was told like everyone else to go fuck himself and it was over. Afterwords my friend (works in the hospital) suggested me a doctor to check on my hand, just in case! Went to this asshole, waited for 2 hours for him to go in, he told me that I have to go immediately for a surgery to cut out muscles and nerves from my foot to replace in hand, or otherwise I will loose the hand and it will cost approximately $30,000. Nice! And based on his words if I won't do it very soon - I will loose my hand! I told him I won't do it and that consultation visit cost me $600 (the bill I got from him for 30 min visit). Hmm, so far, 4 years past and my hand is still on me and works perfectly  :|

Another story.
Last year the 2 fingers on my left hand suddenly became numb and it wouldn't go away... Stayed like that about a year and I went for a doctor (also somebody suggested locally). The visit took about 2 hours of which I waited for an hour, about 10 mins of the actual time with doctor, all other time that bitch was talking on her phone. Her only suggestion was that she is not really sure, "probably something bad" - her words and I need to take some sort of test/diagnostics which costs $1050 which of course she can do. I left and guess what, I got a bill for $350 for a consultation... The 10 mins of her talking, without a conclusion or anything done - $350 you motherfucker! I sent her mails and called to get a specific bill with prices for each service - never got it! She and her shit, just suddenly disappeared, decided not to deal with it. Btw, I got my numbness fixed by another doctor by 10 visits with massages - didn't cost me a thing.


When I cut my hand in Dominican Republic (drunk punched the window out and got my hand cut to the bone), the local doctor sewed all that shit up no problem...

Local medicine lately is complete shit  :yuck:

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American Healthcare FAIL! (based on facts)

Video:
http://youtu.be/ededo5GKQEA


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tastyspleen.net / Quick post -what youa think?
« on: October 06, 2012, 03:19:45 AM »
I know from last design there was lots of spam and shit but it would be cool to have the short post on the main page!  :bananaw00t:

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tastyspleen.net / Tastyspleen - Donate Button!
« on: September 16, 2012, 08:48:22 PM »
I want to donate!

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art, music, etc. / Shame on you! B-M-W! Video Review
« on: August 30, 2012, 08:40:52 AM »
Way to go BMW! Brilliant design! Fucking idiots...  :ohlord:

Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj_E7Hv65aw&feature=share

Here is the whole story: http://www.shurkin.com/blog.htm

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/dev/random / Good Night children!
« on: August 28, 2012, 08:06:05 PM »

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