Rates Received - Sgt. Dick

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Clemency for the banned?
Funny Funny
on April 27, 2020, 09:09:01 AM by yahoo
This belongs in this thread -
https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1247274086297788416

Butthole identified  :righteous:
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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
Funny Funny
on February 11, 2020, 05:51:31 AM by yahoo


I wonder if she got a yeast infection  :ubershock:
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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
Funny Funny
on January 12, 2020, 03:19:49 AM by yahoo
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop is selling a vagina-scented candle, and it's already sold out.
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-vagina-scented-candle

It would be easier to bring home some Long John Silver's.
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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
Funny Funny
on October 24, 2019, 04:38:56 PM by yahoo
Florida man arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting stuffed 'Olaf' at Target
https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-sexual-assault-olaf-target

Cody Meader, 20, is accused of placing the popular snowman on the floor and “dry hump[ing]” it “until he ejaculated,”   :WTF:

Olaf should have cold cocked him  :lolsign:
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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread
Frag of the Week Frag of the Week
on February 17, 2019, 02:51:37 PM by haunted
TSA employee reported dead after apparent suicide at Orlando International Airport
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2019/02/02/police-investigating-incident-orlando-international-airport/2753522002/

This will somehow be Trump's fault.  :raincloud:

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/dev/random / Re: Christmas & New Years 2018 thread
Nice Job / Good Work Nice Job / Good Work
on December 26, 2018, 02:37:36 AM by Punk_FAS
Quads,

Thank you for providing another year of game play & forum discussions.

Many people benefit from your generosity.   :notworthy:

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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
Funny Funny
on September 22, 2018, 02:26:18 PM by yahoo
Woman on vacation reportedly finds dead tortoise in her vagina  :WTF:
https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman-on-vacation-reportedly-finds-dead-tortoise-in-her-vagina/

I hope is wasn't a snapper  :purpleshock:
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General Ownage / Re: Follies of 2dum
Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
on September 02, 2018, 06:32:19 PM by haunted
Reading this thread has negatively affected my life.  I am late for work, I want everyone involved banned or at least forced to use a name of my choosing for the next 3 months.
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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread
Funny Funny
on February 02, 2018, 08:56:12 PM by yahoo
Since the phrase Shithole countries was offensive, these countries should now be referred to as Turd-World countries  :evilgrin:

I think this change of words makes the statement much more PC.
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/dev/random / Re: North Korea
Funny Funny
on January 04, 2018, 05:36:59 PM by yahoo
2d kind of reminds me of Kim Jong.

2d telling everyone that he is the greatest, but having the equivalent of a blaster. 
2d spewing a lot of crap, for the sole purpose of "Look at me, I need attention".
If I had not already seen the greasy pics of 2d, I could picture him looking like Kim Jong.
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