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/dev/random / Re: How do you like me so far?

« on: January 11, 2008, 05:33:53 PM »

oooh low blow!

 

BTW, as far as I know you have to live in Florida or Texas to hit up the Tastyspleen BBQ2 scene or be willing to drive a long way.


X'tyfe, no offense intended, but Focalor could probably nade the shit out of you.
I've seen him practicing almost daily on railz
You need to play more, stare at hentai less, and stop assuming that he's a photocopy of vibes because of the clan tag he wears.

rofl at photocopy

this has nothing to do with anyones skill in quake2
i consider the politics of the community to be separate from what happens in game

while it might be true that someone rapes me in game, they will always loose to me on the forums

Hmm. You will rape me at Quake 2, of that I am sure. But you better be prepared to "loose" your ass to me on the forums.

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/dev/random / Re: How do you like me so far?

« on: January 06, 2008, 09:05:44 PM »

and the torch is passed to a new attention whore

* X'tyfe hands torch to Gortarzis

* Gortarzis accepts the crown with a relish, and starts dancing around with it as neon lights flash all around him

Danke schun X'tyfe. I shall fullfill the duties and requirements of my position to the best of my abilities. I promise I will make you proud!

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/dev/random / Re: How do you like me so far?

« on: January 05, 2008, 07:07:36 PM »

Pointless Poll Update!

Hmmm. At this current juncture in time, 14.3% of you think that I am the most awesome thing since Quake 2. Another 14.3% of you do not yet hold an opinion, and may never hold one. Some 7.1% of think that I am not awesome. Then, 21.4% of you wish for me to remove my ass from your forum and your Quake 2. Then, 7.1% of you, (read, me) think, "AJ." (ALL HAIL AJ! ALL HAIL AJ!) Another 7.1% of you think that 11+ poll options is cool! Some 21.4% think Pi. And finally, the last 7.1% of you, think e squared.

Thank you for wasting the last two minutes of your life reading this. This has been yet another EXCITING installment of Gortarzis' Pointless Poll Updates!!!!! This is Gortarzis, signing off!

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/dev/random / Re: How do you like me so far?

« on: January 05, 2008, 06:13:47 PM »

Nice avatar DrkKnight. Me likee. 

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/dev/random / Re: Spanking

« on: January 05, 2008, 06:01:43 PM »

Around Christmas I saw this article, was tempted to post it on this forum to see responses. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317014,00.html

I find the punishment this parent performed was adequate, not abusive or cruel. Others found it horrific.

Indeed. That is an adequate punishment. And I do not see how it is anyone's business, or even their right, to judge him on it. He is not physically or mentally abusing his child, so quite frankly, the punishment works.

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/dev/random / Re: Spanking

« on: January 05, 2008, 02:40:00 PM »

I completely agree with all of you people. Children need to learn that actions have consequences. And when they are young, especially toddlers, the best, and most, how shall I say this, efficent?, way to teach them the consequences of their actions is through pain. Of course, I am not saying beat the crap out of them, never do that, that is wrong, but just spank them on the butt a few times. It is a basic instinct, if doing something causes you pain, whether through the direct process of, or as a result of, you stop doing it. Well, usually. Quite honestly, some people do not even learn from the pain. Although I hated being spanked when I was a child, I now see that it was the best way for my parents to teach me about actions and consequences.

And I also know the flip side of this. I know people who were spoiled as kids and rarely, if ever, got disciplined, and I even have a little toddler-aged cousin who is rather spoiled. And I know that if his mother and everyone else keeps treating him the way they do, he will become a spoiled, self-centered, and most likely rebellious teenager and adult. People of all ages need discipline, for children, the majority of it needs to be physical. After all, a time out does not really accomplish anything if the child learns nothing from it. Am I right? Perhaps?

Also, VOTE RON PAUL!

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/dev/random / Whatcha Sound Like?

« on: January 05, 2008, 03:18:31 AM »

I am not sure if you have one of these, but I hope you do not, that way I will not be making a duplicate thread, but it is my personal opinion that every forum needs one of these. So whatcha sound like? Post a recording of yourself so that I may find out.

I sound like this:
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/19/Gortarzis%20%28STEREO%29.mp3 (my most favorite of favorite recordings. Doesn't it just make you want to spontaneously orgasm?      

And this:
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/19/REBIRTH%21.wav (this is specifically for another forum, but it is one of my most favorite recordings of my voice, so I had to include it. )

And this:
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/19/WOOT%21%20ECHO%21.wav

And this:
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/19/I%27m%20in%20ur%20head.wav

And this:
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/19/AUDIO%20EFFECTS.wav (another one of my favorites)

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/dev/random / Re: How do you like me so far?

« on: January 05, 2008, 02:35:34 AM »

Catalyst]
omg. you are officially a dork. you're here just for the smilies. don't lie.

Don't you know it! :

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/dev/random / How do you like me so far?

« on: January 05, 2008, 02:24:09 AM »

SHITBABOOMBASHKAZAAM!
I am Gortarzis, as my username states. I am new to the forums (O RLY? YA RLY! NO WAI!  ). But I am very familiar with the IRC chat room. (much love to Catalyst, animosity, RottenRose, Jehar, ArT, quadz, RailWolf, Fatknitty, and everyone else whom I have come in contact with, but may have forgotten (you know who you are). And if I forgot you, please, I most humbly beg your apologies , it is 2:03 AM PST, and the majority of my brain has already shut down for the night. That includes my memories and name recollection.) Anyway, hi. How are you? I hope you are prepared to lose whatever is left of your sanity, patience, and self-control. So, to start things off on the right foot: BITE MY ASS YOU STUPID LOSERS!

This me btw:
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/19/Gortarzis%20%28STEREO%29.mp3




Pee dot Ess dot
WOW! LOOK AT ALL THE SMILIES! I AM GOING LOVE IT HERE! YAY! YIPPEEE! YAHOO!
                        


Pee dot Pee dot Ess dot
Please forgive me, I am usually not this eccentric, it is the lack of sleep. I am usually a good one, one and a half levels  less eccentric, and wild, and crazy, and annoying, and stuff, etc. Anyway. I think it is time to end this post now. Yup.


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So, what do you think of me so far? Check out the poll I made above, and let me know. Or, just select one of the many spoof options I made, and leave me in suspense. Either way, VOTE ON MY POLL FOOS!!!!!!