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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #16 Funny
on March 11, 2013, 04:38:35 AM to quadz
"That's OK, son. Dick Cheney's face probably had it coming."
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #16 Funny
on March 11, 2013, 04:38:35 AM to quadz
"That's OK, son. Dick Cheney's face probably had it coming."
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #15 Rock On
on March 05, 2013, 09:29:56 AM to travolta
The president has aides. I haven't even an assistant. hah!
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #14 Nice Job / Good Work
on March 04, 2013, 11:24:26 AM to WORM.
OMG!!! OMFG!!!! I almost peed myself when I got the news! Amazing, simply amazing! I had no idea that all the hard work over the years finally paid off! Maybe I should have prepared an acceptance speech....no sir, not gonna pull a Brando and send Sacheen Littlefeather to accept this one!
I would like to thank the academy and all the people that voted for me and all the little people..there were munchkins involved, right?...and, most importantly, a special shout out to the voices in my head, without which I could not make it thru the day. Thank you all!
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #15 DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
on March 04, 2013, 09:54:01 AM to Focalor
peewee has AIDS and hates jesus
edit: aww, don't be mad peewee, there might be a cure soon. http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/03/health/hiv-toddler-cured re-edit: I meant a cure for the AIDS thing, not your contempt for Christ. That's incurable and I'll pray for you.
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tastyspleen.net / Re: Ratings Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
on February 27, 2013, 03:47:01 AM to ex
the 120 secodns doesn't fix me having to do division Wow, you can't do multiples of 60? Suddenly I don't feel as bad about my math skills. :>
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #14 Funny
on February 26, 2013, 05:32:03 AM to Takkissis
Omg, I'm black and that's funny.
Plz come up with a better one, I don't want to have to vote for that.
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tastyspleen.net / Re: Ratings Funny
on February 26, 2013, 05:22:30 AM to The Happy Friar
mostly it's supposed to be fun, not tooooo serious, but i'd still be annoyed if someone just starts clicking "racist ignoramus" on random posts, etc. Thanks for the explanation. Marked your post as spam.
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #14 Insightful
on February 26, 2013, 05:19:47 AM to Focalor
Omg, I'm black and that's funny. Bullshit, you're as black as Wayne Brady.
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #14 Insightful
on February 25, 2013, 10:04:29 AM to Focalor
Of course I'll shut the hell up and make you a fucking sandwich. I'm a WOMAN!
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/dev/random / Re: Get The Picture #13 Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
on February 25, 2013, 06:45:08 AM to fmax_wahoo
Everyone in hell wants a slurpee.
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